Joker

31/52. Wanna know how I got 'em? [..] I had a wife — beautiful, like you — who tells me that I worry too much, who tells me that I ought to
smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her
smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself.
And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves.
Now, I see the funny side. Now, I'm always smiling.